Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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