Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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