Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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