she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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