where am i from again
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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