Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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