Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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