The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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