I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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