Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
kristin has been a bad kristin
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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