I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just invented taco cereal.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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