whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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