Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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