Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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