Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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