I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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