so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
