Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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