In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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