So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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