Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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