The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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