I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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