then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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