I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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