You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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