thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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