do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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