We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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