So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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