We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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