she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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