Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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