even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
