I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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