let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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