# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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