is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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