Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Just puked most of my soul out..
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