What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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