Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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