You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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