Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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