first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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