she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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