I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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