Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
