I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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