I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
