Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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