thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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