Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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