I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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